Big Brother Has Spoken
Since I mentioned him in my first posting ever, I thought I'd send my brother the link to this blog and ask him why he doesn't have one of his own. Here's his response...
"Now why would you set up a blog? Great material for a stalker. Are you really a pig? Besides, all my blog would say is 1) I fell asleep 2) I ate food 3) I'm playing pool"
Guess that's all one needs in life really. :-)
posted by fiendishfrogs @ 1:07 AM
4 Comments:
He forgot "4)Shit, 5)Piss, and 6)Jerk off" Now that's good blogging, Yeah!
Hmm, 10 days without a posting. Either your life is as boring as your brother's, or it's sooo busy you don't have time to keep us in the loop. Talk about caving or something...
regarding jj's comment, I saw George Carlin in Reno some months back and he did a bit I liked. To the tune of "My Baby Takes The Morning Train" -- sing it out loud along with me!
/singing:/
My ba-by takes a morning shit!
She says it keeps her really fit!
She fe-els great 'till nearly ten,
and then she shits a-gain!
Are your co-workers looking at you funny now? Sorry about that, I didn't mean for you to sing it out loud /at work/...
"Now why would you set up a blog? Great material for a stalker."
It might be fun to have a stalker, esp if eg rich, beautiful, obedient. You never know?!
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